1. Bank Deposit
2. Girl's Shoes
3. Unlucky Charmer
4. Dead Hamster
5. Bird Dog
6. Travel Agency
7. Graveyard
8. Bad Apples
9. Dead Trees
10. Vet Bill
11. Fingernails
12. Hot Tape Deck
13. Bad Popcorn
14. Bowlin' Ball Fungus
15. Horse Feed
16. How Big'a Boy Are Ya?
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If you haven't yet fallen victim to Oklahoma's favorite ass-whuppin' shock jock, go ahead and let Roy D. Mercer beat you like cornbread batter this time around. Album volume 7 is a great place to start, since it compiles some of Brent Douglas and Phil Stone's funniest sketches of outrageous kvetches. The accusations hurled in these prank calls--a homespun alternative to the obscenities of The Jerky Boys--are classic Roy D., terrorizing a range of unsuspecting folk, from a cemetery custodian, bank clerk, and bowling alley owner to a shoe salesman (ordered to pay the psychiatric bills occasioned by selling girls' shoes to little "Joey Mercer"). With minimal sound effects (including some impressively realistic borborygmi suffered from eating "bad apples"), ol' Roy pursues his victims like Ahab after Moby. The only letdowns are in the anticlimactic candid-camera moments explaining how the callees (surprisingly few of whom have managed to cut Roy off entirely by then) have been set up by their friends. After which, you can be sure, the traitors are going to face some intense ass-whuppin' of their own. Not recommended for those recovering from surgery: there's too high a risk for popping your stitches. --Tom May
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Greatest Fits: The Best of How Big'a Boy Are Ya?
- Audio CD: 0 pages (2000-04-25)
- Publisher: Capitol
- Label: Capitol
- Studio: Capitol
- Average Customer Review:
 based on 12 reviews
- Sales Rank in Music: #5964
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0 of 0 people found the following review helpful:
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Summary: FFUUNNNNYY!!! 2007-09-21
Comment: This CD is so funny it is pitiful. Plain ole laugh til you cry.
2 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
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Summary: Grave Robbers!! 2006-09-16
Comment: Search for and buy "The Real Leroy Mercer is John Bean" CD. John Bean was the guy who did this first. His tapes were passed around by people for years and that's how he became so well known. This 'Roy D. Mercer' thing is a rip-off of John Bean who died in 1984 of cancer at the age of 33. 'Roy D. Mercer' is stealing John Bean's stuff. He imitates Bean's voice and steals the words and expressions he was famous for. You can patronize this theft or you can support the family of the real deal. John's stuff is better anyway.
4 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
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Summary: Roy D. is a rip off 2005-11-07
Comment: They got this off of a guy from Knoxville who did this in the early 80's. Go and hear the real stuff. Leroy Mercer, aka John Bean, is the real deal,not these theives.
1 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
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Summary: this isn't even worth one star... 2005-07-01
Comment: Roy D. Mercer is a poor imitation of a really funny guy who used the name Leroy Mercer (see any similarities there?) for his prank calls. If you want to know the real story, do a search for Leroy Mercer aka John Bean. Unfortunately there is also another jerk imitating Johnny and he calls himself "Lee Roy Mercer". These men should be ashamed of themselves
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Summary: HYSTERICAL! 2005-02-11
Comment: Absolutely the most hilarious thing you could ever hear. I can listen to this over and over. I am a native oklahoman currently in Tulsa, OK and I have listened to Phil and Brent for years on KMOD doing ROY D MERCER. It's a running joke around my office and we are always imitating him! I totally recommend any of his CD's to everyone. I bet $100 you won't be able to keep a straight face! KEEP ON WHOOPIN @$$ ROY D!
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Greatest Fits: The Best of How Big'a Boy Are Ya?
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